Getting in Touch With His Feminine Side

Mr Rudd might still be leaving the door open to lead ALP supporters who are Sheilas:

So Much For Medicare

Just a Game of Peekaboo

They're friends really; it was just a party game, designed to give everyone an exciting fright:

What larks.

Plumbing the Depths

I think Ligeti probably went from a position in a government that is plumbing the depths in the polls to a - relatively - plum position elsewhere:

Exciting Times

Politics did get pretty interesting for a day or two there, and in all the excitement one or two journalists seemed to lose control of grammar as we know it:

Counting Can Be Hard

If you're innumerate, it doesn't matter how numerous things are - you can't count them, no matter what:

Poor Stump

I can understand her frustration, but it does seem a pity to ruin a nice seat:

Come Again

Surely of all geographic entities, Australia, as an island, is among the easiest to define:

Context

I don't think I'm the only person who, on reading this headline, wonders why these people think it's a good idea to toss the shark the odd toe - or indeed any body parts at all. Surely that is like feeding dogs bits from the table and will only encourage the creature to come back for more: